Easter Is Coming...Again...

I just don't get Easter. The hoomans rush around with chocolate eggs and talk about Easter bunnies. Now, I may not know everything in the woof-wide world but I know that bunnies don't lay eggs. So what's going on there? And how come the eggs are chocolate? That sucks! The hoomans know that we dogs can't have chocolate! It's just asking for trouble - with all that chocolate around in small edible packages, somedog is going to get hurt! Harumph.... I guess I am just miffed that we can't have any. It's dogist! It's unfair! We should have a dog-Easter and only give gifts of dog-only eggs. Whaddaya reckon everydog?

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